Il nano è tratto: indossato doppiopetto d’ordinanza, anfibi col tacco e trucco barricadiero papino si prepara a galleggiare almeno fino al 2020, altrimenti che razza di tappo sarebbe. E soprattutto dovesse mai perdere la sua unica assicurazione a vita contro i magistrati ( la poltrona ) cosa gli racconterebbe poi al povero Ghedini sempre più cachettico per la faticaccia immane di tenerlo fuori di galera? Per illustrare le sue strategie belliche ad un gregge imbufalito per il tradimento dei finiani ma più che mai disposto ad immolarsi nel sacro nome dell’eterna impunità il padrone in carne ed ossa si recherà così al più presto nei suoi tele salotti preferiti: “Bunga a Bunga” ed il Tiggiano di Minzolingua. E per rendere la propaganda sul governo fannullone ancora più incisiva ed efficace papino sta meditando di sfoderare la sua invincibile arma mediatica da fine del mondo: la gnocca . Cosi, tormentato dalla gelosia e stravolto dall’invidia per il successo dell’odiatissimo programma di Fazio e Saviano, il ducetto bonsai apparirà in video accompagnato da tutte le sue ministre, sottosegretarie e candidate coccodè in un nuovissimo programma a reti (a due piazze) e materassi unificati dal titolo: "Come with me" . On the other hand, explains the anemic Sallusferatu to a television audience aghast with his hands instinctively to protect the neck, crisis exists only in the building, as evidenced by the overwhelming success of our right to papular recent regional elections. Already be talking about those talks on the eve of a daddy who overdosed on polls ( bootleg) cherished no less than 50%, and then come ominously around a miserable 35 (now the most optimistic forecasts indicate this to 28 ) . Those same of "overwhelming" victory in Piedmont thanks difference of votes in 9000, tens of thousands of whom at least suspect, with the list of "Retired for Cota " sub still dirty and many thanks to the chaste and pure dreamers of the movement to five stars ( has seen only the center ) . Or those in the Lazio where Polverini Silvani comes from Trullo has prevailed only because of its fat Alfredino that bulimia has removed the balls from the cumbersome list of the PDL, or perhaps in Campania, where he triumphed despite Caldoro Cosentino and friends in the P3 attempted to give him Recchione (we had taken a liking in each Boffo) . Without considering the vocation of course the majority of suicide that PIDD but at least now he has found the ultimate weapon against not to succumb more with daddy: lose the first primaries. The propaganda of Miniculpap meanwhile sharpening his weapons election: this is government that has made the reforms, see for example the skull of President Belphegor. Of course that dealt with the problems of the people, as demonstrated by the endless discussions about Lodo Alfano, quick process, and such failure interceptions. It 's true: just a single citizen "super partes" (coincidentally the same) but by someone he had to begin with. And then down with the government accounts which would be in perfect order, and down with improper comparisons with Greece, Ireland and Portugal when in fact our points of reference would be more appropriate now than Rwanda and Zimbabwe. Of course, commit a mortal sin to underestimate the roots of Chiavatar and its vast experience in election campaigns, the only area in which to really excel having collected at least six. It happens every day to run into many amazed at how gullible electorate, still about 30 percent ( therefore, calculating all the citizens, more than one Italian out of four: more than all the sovereign people! ) have the courage to vote for the party staff of such a surplus of dancehall ( but not in prison, due to requirements gust) . Poor naive: In fact, hypothetically try to add all the votes of members or supporters of the mafia, the Camorra and Ndrangheta and their family members, tax evaders, the corrupt and corrupting, the offenders of all levels, business and fixer, the crafty , a Freemasons old and new, whoremongers, hoes ( but only those age ), aspiring managers with cubist or tissue rampant in tow, the vast plethora of Mubarak's nephews and here you get the social block of reference of the flock: the culprits. Possible, you say, that is not among them perhaps even an innocent mistake maybe some 'jerk but at least in good faith? No, No! At best, it would in fact accomplices and supporters, a bit 'like the ones that make the post or boss hiding under the stairs. These are then added to all employees, servants and, finally, to temper those poor craxiani so corroded from the soul from the eternal hatred to be an anti-human case even before politico.Per luck, but now, thanks to the awakening of the living beams ( Fli ), all those who once claimed to vote for the sheep holding your nose only for lack of viable alternatives will no longer anti-alibi if they continue to vote with popes will do it pretty clear the nostrils and his trousers fell down to ankles.
Infine desideriamo segnalare finalmente il trionfo della giustizia e della verità: a Piazza della Loggia scoppiò infatti solo una caldaia, ad Ustica un aereo precipitò a causa dei gabbiani, Moro si suicidò nel portabagagli della sua utilitaria e l’Italicus imboccò malauguratamente una galleria contromano per colpa di un macchinista alcolizzato e comunista. Perché da sempre in fondo in questa nostra povera Italia ogni processo in realtà non è né breve né lungo: è soltanto inutile..
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