Once eliminated the impossible, do not you take the piss: what remains anche se improbabile è certamente la solita menzogna.
(S. Holmes. Più o meno…..)
Dieci piccoli servetti se ne andarono a mangiar uno fece indigestione solo nove ne restar…
“Ad anomalia si risponde con anomalia!” sbraita nel saloon polveroso il pistolero Sallusti agitando il winchester davanti al povero Rodotà intento a smascherare la menzogna n. 1 : in nessun paese europeo è prevista l’immunità per il premier, al massimo per qualche sparuto monarca o presidente della repubblica. Manca in effetti una legislazione aggiornata in materia di cesari ( secondo la vulgata della P3 ) ed aspiranti faraoni, sarà forse per questo che il fido Al Nano si ritrova con due globi oculari sempre più schizzati ed un traffico neuronale caotico come una tangenziale ed intasato più del cesso di una mensa universitaria. Confessiamo che almeno stavolta siamo d’accordo col pistola: all’anomalia di un presidente del consiglio indagato per molteplici reati gravissimi e totalmente estranei alla sua attività di governo si risponde con l’anomalia di un parlamento di servitori ed avvocati sempre pronti a cucirgli addosso mostruosità giuridiche in serie solo per garantirgli l’eterna impunità…
Ma the clumsy gunman then unfortunately exploded in his hand the muzzle of the old joke foul on notice of guarantee of Naples ...
Nine poor Servetti until late at night vigil: one fell asleep then there were only eight
happens today in fact out of tune and dusty run into 33 rounds under delighted in repeating (lie # 2) Chiavatar that one slipped by the heels and makeup because the luxury of a notice of recapitatogli on November 22, 1994 during a G cap which he chaired in Naples ( well know fact that we are talking about a true connoisseur of points G). In reality it was a simple mandate to appear (lie # 3 ), known to him at least the night before but which as always had misused ( we face was clean ... ). The Government of " down in the mud," the first in the last twenty years on the run from the law, in which the Executive wanted to join Cicciolina none other than Di Pietro (lie # 4 : "I did not know inside sbattesse many innocent people, "the lawyers scendilettone should at least explain that the prosecutor does not have the power to arrest anyone just ) actually fell following a no confidence motion filed on December 16, 1994 by D'Alema, Bossi and Buttiglione also on the wave of protest against the pillar pension reform in the country. So it was the ally to Braghehear ammosciare Chiavatar the bulb thanks to a simple burp mulinatogli and a middle finger in my face at least two weeks before the G cap. They took it off the years of the Long Knives, a Mafia Berluskaz Arcore and the League of the left rib (when in fact it is just the scrotum partiton of love: always keep up the good balls ): in short, all that junk hastily concealed under the carpet in the era of love and binges of toxic pajata, polenta and armchairs in the modern "Rome Magnon" sauce League.
Even then circulated in the court of the dwarfs and dancers craxiana recycled the old story of a revised first republic overthrown only by a coup plotted by deadly politicized judiciary (lie n 4: the only actually existing, for example, the notorious ammazzasentenze Port of Shadows) and crashed under the weight of a huge public debt and widespread corruption become so blatant as to be more tolerable even in a country historically has more hair in the stomach than it Cerone has Gallo on his head pad mahogany. At this point, however, provided careful attention to these few enlightening words: "The old political class has been overwhelmed by the facts and the days passed, the scuttling of the old rulers crushed by debt (but were not the robes?) and the illegal financing of political parties (and who knows who was the first foraging in great secrecy because of its 64 offshore company ...) leave the country unprepared at the time of renewal (but who intrigues you with up to yesterday, with mango and Dell'Utri? With friends in the P2? With socio old fugitive in Hammamet ?)...". I am sure you may have guessed the flight the purest source of these noble and inspiring words from the statesman, but daddy's just ungrateful fox down in the mud, of course! And again, furiously justicialist: "Enough with the thieves of state (excluding the present)! We are for a new policy (!), Other than clean (!!), (!!!). We are working against Italy Italy stealing (!!!!)" . At that point, the victim of un''irrefrenabile commotion, ran into the bathroom to wash her face: the bidet.
But the father (but I say the godfather) of all decent men was unfortunately unaware of the mortal danger that hung over his still-heads not RIZZOLLI by the Civil Protection spa: the turnaround ..
Otto poor Servetti they go for a walk, a alas remains back then there were only seven ..
This funny fairy tale (lie n.5 ) propaganda has Miniculpap memorable skyscrapers built of sand. The caretaker government headed by Lamberto Dini ( Chiavatar a former minister, therefore, certainly not a communist premier) was born in parliament because, as widely expected dall'odiatissima constitution, there were the numbers for a majority alternative (and that's why today have a lot of winks to go to the polls) . Among other things, the only people who deny the confidence to the future "Frog" were precisely those of the PRC, while Forza Mafia graciously abstained. And so, again according to the propaganda, the Left came to power (with the Cossacks Democrats and the Bolsheviks leaguers, with a prime minister from Forza Italy and the real Communists, perhaps distracted, strangely ... opposition) not complying with the constitutional rules, but only in under a non-existent "turnaround" and so execrated building games ( type to Tremonti, who was elected with the covenant signs and soon passed cuts and Storage in the courtyard of dwarfs and dancers. O type to those who love them "I love shopping "When he goes in search of cheap parliamentary opposition in the wilderness, perhaps offering the balance of any mortgage payments or small paintings small part to wives, girlfriends and lovers ... different). pity for him, however, that two years after Mr Prodi's Olive Tree tore it big in the voting booth to prove beyond a reasonable survey what was in those years the real will of the sovereign people. So, just to not lose the habit, they continued to concoct false leads and spread toxic waste like the preposterous allegation of electoral fraud (true, Cota? And then wait to claim victory, let's see first how it goes with your loved ones " Seniors for Cot"..) really funny story and one of the Communists saved the investigations by magistrates in their friends red gown ... ( lie No 6).
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